Buford Pusser, 26
Yeah that's his real name
Meet Buford, the main hero of our story! He's rather ugly, balding early in his 20's, and way overweight, but our hero nonetheless. With his incredible power of somehow staying alive, there no one else for the job! Literally, everyone else is dead.
Though plain looking at best, he still tries to help those around him. With a less than charming past, who's better fit for saving the world!
probably anyone else
I found it really funny.
Okay, for an actual answer, while he does look like that because it makes me laugh, I also found most main characters to look the same most of the time, so I figured using my guy to do something funny would be great! And sure he's kind of unassuming, but that's where his real power comes in. Being an assassin is a lot of work, and to get good requires a lot of blood, sweat and tears from years of training. But why need that when you can trip, accidentally shoot a gun, and hit your target in one shot! Somehow, Buford has incredible luck and quickly rised to become the number one active assassin to date! However, I think he's going to need more than that with his new target he's been assigned...